Just overheard two guys conversing in the loo, apparently one of them just joined the company.

Man A: “Hey man, nice to have you here. ”

Man B: “Um…ok.”

Man A: “Anyway, how are you doing? ”

Man B: “I guess I am um…relieved?!”

Man A: “Oh ok…in that case um, I’ll see you around.”

I almost killed myself holding back my laughter in the cubicle.